poetry-protest-pornography:

knitmeapony:

A) I love this Tweeter an irrational amount

B) I mean, yes, be careful with food while camping, but who could possibly anticipate a bear having that kind of restaurant loyalty and GPS?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

sluttyquarantinetheory:

Spock is the crowned leader in telling none of his coworkers anything about himself until the funniest possible moment.

onion-xiv:

The Fool RotE

cigaretteuncle:

flip phone that only has tumblr and sudoku.com

halftoning:

“who said that” is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

theminingengineer:

I pose a question to you @tinfoilwizardhat

yellbug:

me when i remember it all

favoritebrat-deactivated2023102:

what if i stopped being sweet and cute. what if i went completely unhinged and evil. what then